Friday, 4 March 2016

Transformers spotlight 5 Ultra Magnus



Transformers spotlight  5
Ultra Magnus



Summary :

On Zull Ultra Magnus, apprehends  the  war criminal Swindle for selling Cybertronian technology to alien races.
Swindle however  dangles  the location  of an  even bigger war criminal  in front of  Magnus` nose in  exchange  for his freedom. 
Despite going in against all of his principles and wondering if he breaks his principles, where exactly it will end, Magnus agrees and cuts Swindle  free.  



The information leads Magnus to Nebulos, where he find that Scorponok is  using the Zarak consortium as a front. 
Magnus infiltrates the consortium and finds among other things, a Nebulan who appears to be  able to transform. 
Shortly after that Magnus, his holomatter avatar is revealed and destroyed. 
Nagnus  forces  his way  in to the facility in his robot form, where he  encounters Scorponok. 

Though Scorponok normally flees when found out. This time around he  is on the breakthrough of something enormous in scope and  is willing to take Magnus on. 
In the  ensuing battle Scorponok's business partner, Mo Zarak is damaged and seemingly  killed.
Magnus  makes use of the  distraction to  shoot  Scorponok in the face. 
Damaged  and stymied in his  endeavour,  Scorponok  flees  via an  randomised artificial wormhole  generator.  



29  cycles later  Magnus finds  swindle on Burgas and  takes him in once more.
Swindle  once again tries to bargain and Magnus wonders once again how many compromises he is willing to make.  



Credits:  
Writer : Simon Furman
Artist : Robby Musso
Colorist : Kieran Oats
Letters : Neil Uyetake
Editor : Chris Ryall, Dan Taylor.

Notes  :
Released 17 Jan  2007, the first Transformers comic of  2007 along with Escalation 1.
The report Magnus gives at the end, is received by Prime during Escalation 1
This issue takes place  in 1988, except the last two panels which take place in  2006.



Review  :
Despite being an Autobot that has always been in the spotlight to a degree: 
From being  the temporary new leader in the 1986 animated movie. 
Rodimus' second in command in the cartoon. 
The pivot of Operation Volcano and a powerhouse in  TF UK.  ( That often got his tailpipe handed to him by Galvatron  ) 
And the leader of the Wreckers in Dreamwave. 
Ultra Magnus actually never had much of a personality, in  any of  the G1 incarnations beyond generic brave  noble Autobot. 
The only  personality he had, came from his bio where  it was said that he would rather be lead, then lead,  but was a born leader  and it was a shame that he didn't realise his himself.  



As such, Ultra Magnus is one of the first characters in the spotlight issues, that  actually gets completely reinvented. 
Future spotlights such as Kup, Wheelie, Blur and others  will do this as  well. 
While others are  all to happy to riff off the spotlighted characters original personality,  such  as Shockwave, Hot Rod, Grimlock etc.
And that is fine, because  their original characterisations were rock solid to begin with. 
Shockwave after all, has always been portrayed  as a being of utter logic.
While I am  all for moving on and reinvention in Transformers, some characters are iconic in their own right. 

So Magnus his complete reinvention then 
He is a complete and utter bureaucrat, who does everything by the  book and follows the rules to the letter. 
Straight laced and unwilling to bend him or his principles for anybody 
He works for the Tyrest Accord, a shadowy nebulous ill defined  greater burocracy, that  gives Magnus the authority  to  go as he pleases  and  take out  rouge Cybertronians.  



Magnus himself is  portrayed as  unflinching, incorruptible, willing and able to do anything and waltzes through  the defences of  several  alien species, as  per the opening pages of the comic  when he  takes Swindle in. 
Being a straight-laced  less fascist, certainly not as violent, version of  a robotic Judge Dredd. Magnus is unfortunately a bit bland and boring. 

While the idea of a lone  cop, making sure that an accord between Cybertron and the rest of the universe is  duly followed and enforced if necessary. So that  the  conflict doesn't spill over too much  is a very interesting idea  and  plays handily  in to the cloak and dagger cold war  backdrop, Furman has been setting up these past  20  issues  or so. 
Magnus himself however, is far too straight-laced to be interesting. 
He is borderline boring.  (  Revelations later on, in More Then Meets The Eye, that turn him in to a bit of a joke not withstanding.  ) 

Furman wisely and immediately breaks  Magnus straight-laced persona and  has him  question his  own principles, when Swindle tempts him with Scorponok.  A rouge Decepticon, which happily and all too willingly flaunts the codes of an interplanetary accord on sharing Cybertronian science.
And flaunts it quite happily and brazenly.  



Which brings us to  the most interesting  part of the  story. 
The infiltration of Scoponok's deep cover, the Zarak consortium. 
Which lies on Nebulos. 
And we get a second and so far, last glimpse  in on Nebulos. Where the Nebulans are once again  the bald aliens of the cartoon. 
Though thankfully they aren't  all green.  




We are also  introduced to Zarak here, better known as Mo Zarak,  ...no don't laugh.
Mo Zarak himself, is a direct copy of  the Rebirth 3 parter, Zarak.
And his apparent demise is more then enough to cause Scorponok to tuck tail and run. 
Swindle  here is also a  perfectly serviceable character, who is in his G1 old self and again that's fine. It's not just his most memorable characterisation, with a name like Swindle he can't be much else.  ( Oh, but later down the line he tried.  ) 
As a character  Ultra Magnus is rather cut and dry. 
Too simple and too focused to be  interesting, but when he is forced to break his principles, it gets more interesting. Because sooner or later he will break them again and again.  
Until he crosses the lines he is supposed to uphold. 
Where does it stop ?
This is a  problem Magnus himself  ponders and wisely, Furman doesn't offer any awnsers.
With the book ending  on a loop. 
Magnus has arrested Swindle again and Swindle wants to deal again.  




Spotlight Ultra Magnus is an  intriguing look in to  how  the  rest of the universe, deals with these  sentient robots and their cold war. 
With perfectly serviceable art, but  it still suffers from Dreamwave disease with  dubious anatomy, ballooning Transfromers and  dull surprises expressions.
 
Musso's art would improve later on, when he tackles Spotlight Cliffjumper. 
Other then  this interesting look at how other species deal with Transformers and how  rouge transformers wheel and deal  their way across the cosmos.  
Spotlight Ultra Magnus doesn't really  do much with the  reinvention of Magnus himself. 
He is too  dour and  dry to be a main character.
And Furman never does much with him and why is he  the only enforcer of the Tyrest accord  ?
Wouldn't it make sense to have more then one enforcer  ?
Spotlight Ultra Magnus is propped up by  interesting ideas and notions.
The reintroduction of  Scorponok  and the reinvention of Ultra Magnus as an enforcer, rather then by the actual execution. 
An interesting experiment that just  is a bit  lacking.
It's a light meditation on compromises, to  get  at a goal,  and how far one is willing to  go to achieve it. 
Spotlight Ultra Magnus is a solid entry  in  the Spotlight series and its not  a huge misfire, such as Sixshot.
But you wont miss much  by skipping it  all together either.  


The Savage Dragon 9



The Savage Dragon  9 



Summary :
Dragon wakes up in Phyllis Deeder's house. Rapture decided that it would be a better  idea, along with nurse Ann Stevens to keep Dragon out of the hospital, so he wouldn't be attacked. 
This sadly doesn't work. Superpatriot storms in  and tries to gun Dragon down. 
The two  battle across the streets and  through abandoned buildings, until dragon manages to get the drop on Superpatriot and squash the mind controlling leech. 



Afterwards Dragon returns  to  the  police station to try and apologise for the way he  handled The Shrew's arrest as The Shrew is being released and to announce to his colleagues not being dead.

Later that night, Rapture sneaks in to Dragon's room and  to  both their surprise  and horror, Dragon's hand has grown back  !!  



Credits :
Writer-artist : Erik Larsen
Letters : Chris Eliopolous
Colors : Reuben Rude
Editor : Jannie Wong

Josh Eichorn title: Butt Kissing Yes Man.   

Notes : First appearance of Dragon's ability to regrow limbs. 
This is an ability he will  end up  using a LOT.



Review  :

Issue  9 is another minor misfire. 
There is nothing wrong with the issue, but it also doesn't bring much new to the table either.
The idea that  dragon  convalesces, somewhere other then a hospital is a  good one, but after this one it's never touched upon again. 
Larsen pulls  characters left and right from his nascent Dragonverse, including Phylis Deeder and her room mate Ann Stevens, whom was the  nurse we saw aaaal the way back in issue 1 of the mini and who gave Dragon his name. 
It also introduces the budding relationship with Rapture.
However the majority of the  issue is given over to Superpatriot going on a rampage and attacking Dragon. 
With Dragon on the run, while trying to protect nurse Stevens.  ( Which later one turns out to be  quite unnecessary.  )
However,  with  Superpatriot already going on a rampage, during his own four part mini series and before that  already attacking Dragon in a mall, this issue  feels  like a retread.
And it doesn't really bring much new to the table. 
It's not a total waste exactly, it reintroduces nurse Stevens  and  Phyllis  to the main comic. 
It also sets up  the mind controlling leeches again, because Superpatriot was being mind controlled again. 
This is the third time overall, in a short  time period, so it's starting to become a  theme for him.  



But  it also sees The Shrew being released and Dragon showing up, to  apologise for the way he  took The Shrew in.
Needless to say, The Shrew isn't all that thrilled to see Dragon. 
The people who are thrilled to see Dragon, are his colleagues.
Alex especially. 
Howard not so much. 
Dragon also  gets to hear the bad news,
Cyberface is  dead. 

This issue also brings  the  time frame  problem I mentioned earlier about issue 8, back to the forefront.
Alex says its been  a hell of  a month, so Dragon has been away for at least a month.
And this works, but only if  issue 8  takes place over no less then 5 days instead of the two weeks it says it does.
I know, I keep harping on about this. but the time frame of  2 weeks just doesn't work in  issue 8. 
A month however, does work  for  issue 9  because we still don't know the extent of Dragon's regenerative capabilities.  



Issue 9 also introduces us to Mace. 
A sadistic vigilante, who brutally beats up The Shrew again,  for the murders he has been acquitted for.
We don't get to see what's next but it can't be much good  and you can't help but feel sorry for The Shrew.
Homeless, driven crazy by  a  mind controlling leech. Getting  pummelled  almost to death  by Dragon, spending months  in the hospital getting jeered at by the cops and now this. 
The plight of the homeless  super freaks  isn't often  glanced at or even glossed over, 
but it can't be  easy. 
Like with Horridus the implications are unpleasant. 
The biggest  contributions issue 9  brings to the ongoing saga  of  Dragon  are the following two pages.
His continued budding relationship with Rapture  who  sneaks in to his room at night. 
And we finally get to see what his  regenerative  abilities are really capable off, 
his hand has grown back over night.  



However. I cant help but feel that issue 9 is superfluous at best an could have easily been folded in to issue 10 with out missing a beat.
In fact issue 10  would be better for it. 
The fight with Superpatriot is  a  retread  at best and didn't add anything  
The  news messages from  previous issues, already told us  about the mind controlling leeches and have Superpatriot  be under the thral of one didn't add anything new either. 
The furthering of Dragon's relationship with Rapture, his return  to the  police station  and  his head growing back, are the real highlights of this issue.
But those are  just  4  pages of  decency in a  decidedly mediocre  issue. 
The title is in a  slump right now and it wont get  much better until issue 11.  


Tuesday, 23 February 2016

I Hate Fairlyland 3 Review



I Hate Fairlyland  3


Summary: 
The faun of the dead are soon  returned to  just being dead, but just to make sure they don't undead again,  the village is  set on  fire.
Just to be sure, not to look cool or anything. 



Cloudia, takes this  quite well, with incredulous murderous intention that is and she decides to  go to extreme measures. Invoke the council  !
Said council  agrees  to  do the unthinkable  !!
No, not that  !
Invite another  child in to Fairyland  ! 
Which will lift  the  invocation that makes Gertrude invincible  and turns her in to a resident.
And residents can  be hurt and killed. 

Meanwhile Gertrude falls down a  ravine,  lies in a  coma for a year. While Larry builds  a  house, raises a family  and gets divorced  before  Gertrude wakes up in time to come face to face with the new child  !
Things go downhill from there.  



Credits:
Artist\writer : Skottie Young
Colors : Jean Francious Beaulieu
Letters : Nate Piekos

Notes : I have the Fuck Fairyland cover again. 

Review :

Oh, fluffing hell, look who is back Gertrude and Larry !
Issue 3 is  here !
And as usual, I have the Fuck Fairyland, variation cover.
I might as well call this series, Fuck Fairyland, now. (  Apparently the series was supposed to be called Fuck Fairyland. But that might have been a bit too crude, ..then again knowing this series. )
We begin as we usually do with this series, with scenes of unimaginable violence off screen  and a narrator getting  killed in the conflagration.  



Unfortunately, this is the third time we only get to see the fallout of a huge fight with everything being  dead
The cliffhanger of issue 2 lied to us !
Again  !
Curses  !!!
But after that and the maiming  and killing of yet another innocent narrator, the story actually gets moving again  !
Even Cloudia  can't really believe Gertrude got away  ...again.
So higher powers  are invoked.
A convergence of the council  !!!!!



Which take  place in a  talking tree, with a rather uppity and high  opinion of it self  who only allows Cloudia  to meet the council,  whence the  password has been spaketh ! 
It's pizza btw.
The tree it self, can't help but remind me of the great Deku tree, from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time. Which is probably what Young was going for anyway.    



Anyway, after entering the great and  bombastic Barque, we see the council  !
Who are a bunch of weirdo's and losers and the flying  pig or maybe a brother from the one whom we saw earlier in issue 1.
We also get  an explanation why Gertrude is  invicbrue  !  ..err invincible. 
She is a guest.  
And no guest shall be harmed, (  outright  ) in Fairyland. 
So Cloudia proposes to do something about this, by inviting another child in to  Fairyland.
What's really amazing is that it took them  TWENTY SEVEN  YEARS  !!!  to think this up. 
But then again, it is taking Gertrude, TWENTY SEVEN YEARS  as well to find the damn key, so it all balances out. 

This may explain what happens after this sequence, where Gertrude falls of  a tree  bridge and lies there for upward of  a year ! 
The sequence that follows  is either brilliant or lazy padding.
Possibly both.  



8 pages of  two vertical panels, which show  the same image of Gertrude lying out cold, possibly even more brain damaged. 
While  the passage of time is shown with Larry building a house in the background, raising a  family. 
Getting divorced, setting fire tot he house and getting righteously drunk.  
Before Gertrude wakes up when she hears obnoxious saccharine singing.
Gertrude also for some reason grows a fetching green beard. 

Nor am I sure  if this is a brilliant way to show that  at least a  whole year has  passed and to show Larry's laiz a faiz attitude towards Gertrude. 
IE, he cares about her to a degree, but not too much. 
Or if its just laziness by Skottie Young  and  just there  to  set up a lame punch line, when Gertrude wakes up.
The passage does eat up  8 pages of the generous  28  page count.  



And then we get a new character
Happy the new child  and she  waltzes right in to Gertrude  ! 
It's been just a day and she is already on her way to  finding the key. 
...Gertrude  responds to this as well as  can be expected  and gets a  rainbow  beam of death to the face.

I already want to strangle Happy. She is overly happy, bubbly and annoying. I am sure that was the point and that she is meant to be overly annoying .
 ( Her design is also vaguely rabbit like and I don't like rabbits, cartoon or otherwise. ) 
As such she fits PERFECTLY  in Fairyland. 
Unlike Gertrude, who was the odd one out  from the word go.
It's a bit suspect that Happy has so little difficulty in finding the key. 
Either Gertrude  is really bad at map reading. 
She had gotten almost zero help. 
Or Fairyland is conspiring against her and giving Happy a bit too much help in locating the key. 
I think that is much more  likely.   



The ending is .....oh. 
Well I didn't see that one coming. 
Gertrude looks very, very, very much  dead  (SPOILERS  !!! )  and  quite mangled too. 

And that's how issue 3 ends ! 
So will Gertrude come out of this uhm  ...alive  ?
Will she get out of it at all  ?
Well she better bloody do so, this mini is  5 issues long  and I want to see Happy getting an axe to the face ! 
I hope Young will provide. 

The ending is interesting, not just because Gertrude seemingly snuffs it. 
But also the implications, does this mean that the enchantment that  protected her from harm is lifted already  ?
Or can one visitor  harm another visitor  ?
It will be  interesting to see how Gertrude gets out of this one. 
Hopefully she wont  just  show up alive and well  at the start of issue  4

But we'll see when I get my hands on 4. 
Issue 3  is  more of the same  of what we got so far in this series.
Delirious fun with  a manic pace, as Gertrude runs roughshod through Wonderland again. 
However this time around the story is actually advanced beyond  general  fairytale character mutilation.  ( Which  is still great fun, because  most  people  will get  fed up with the  overly saccharine  sensibilities of  Wonderland analogues ) and we get some  awnsers. 
And well  Gertrude apparently dies, so there is that. 

How well will this series cope  with a dead protagonist ?
I'm sure we will find out.   


Radio Silence

I have been sick the last  couple of weeks.
Got hit by  a prticularly nasty flu and it's only recently clearing up. 
Haven't really felt  up to  posting much reviews, because of that.

There will be new reviews in the near future. 

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

The Savage Dragon 8



The Savage Dragon 8  

Summary  :




Dragon  spends  an undisclosed amount of time, impaled on the  church spire before he manages to work himself off it, in silence and then disappears  in the  alleys below.
When he is finally found, it's unfortunately not by  any of his friends or colleagues but by Hellrazor and Cutthroat. 
Whom still  have  a score to settle with  Dragon.  



Credits :
Writer\Artist : Erik Larsen
Letters:  Chris Eliopolous
Colors: Reuben Rude
Editor : Jannie Wong

Josh Eichorn title : Welfare Mother 

Notes :
The letter page has a  heartfelt eulogy by Erik Larsen about the passing of Jack Kirby on 6  Feb 1994.
This issue was released in march  1994.
February was skipped, presumably out of respect for Kirby. but  this was never clarified or even mentioned. 

Review :

Surprise Dragon isn't dead  ! 
Yeah not much of a surprise considering the title has been running for  23  years and is now at  212 or so. 
But back in 1994, anything was possible especially because Larsen seemed to be willing to  go in to any direction and Frank was killed off in  issue  7. 
If not even Frank is save, who is  ?
And the extent of Dragon's healing abilities have not yet been established. 
The comic does take its sweet time to get going though and  devotes 5 silent pages to  showing how Dragon  hoists himself of the spike.  And falls down  the roof in the snow in excruciating detail.
Before it launches in to the next  new subplot. 
Frank is alive and well  and on a plane  ! 
This is another long simmering  plotline, that like the previous Frank subplot, won't linger too long and overstay its welcome. 
Right now however, it's a what the hell moment. 



The officer Dragon is missing establishing shot, followed by  half a page of  his colleagues talking.  Is a framing device and an establishing shot Larsen will reuse countless times. At least all the way up to issue 52 or somewhere in that region, 
and I am sure he has reused it  after that too. 
There will also be a gradual tonal shift in this set up, but we will discuss that as we get there.
Right now, Dragon and Frank are missing and presumed dead  nobody has any inclination where they could be and it's all doom and gloom.
The news reporter plot device is also back, but this time with the twist of showing  people responding to the news as well. 
Not Aunt May, err Mrs Schwartzblatt is sitting tearfully in her hotel room. 
Mrs Harris is a bit too pleased with her self about the news. 
And we find out that Freak Force has been assisting the police. 
The news also name drops Mace, a character who will be  important in the upcoming  issues and not Jameson get's a mention too. 
These two  pages  are mostly set up to  show the  ongoing  subplots or introduce new ones. Just as issue 4 did, before we jump back to Dragon's plight back in the alleyways. 
But here is the problem.  



The comic established that it's been two weeks. 
I doubt Dragon has been dangling off  the  spire of a building, as a gaudy green christmas decoration for two weeks, but he has been lying around in alleyways for two weeks. 
And in that time nobody saw or found him  ?!
He is a green cop with a fin on his head  and a huge upperbody. He isn't  exactly inconspicuous. 
And how exactly did he keep himself alive during these two weeks  ?
It's obvious that  time has passed for Dragon as well, he managed to bandage what is left of his wrist and is developing a beard. 
But other then that, he hasn't even managed to build himself a shelter or anything.
How is he still alive after 2 weeks of nothing ?
Because the comic doesn't make it  clear. 
And Yes, I know this might be a nitpick, but  it would be easier to believe he could survive in an alleyway in the middle of a snowstorm, for a few days not two weeks. 
And off course when he is finally found, it's by Cutthroat and Hellrazor ...brilliant.  



Let's talk  about Dragon's colleagues for a bit because so far I haven't mentioned any of them very much.
After two weeks they  finally decide  to  get offa their asses and actually look for him. 
Another problem with the two week time frame, it makes his colleagues look lazy and irresponsible.

Of all the people  to  put a search party together, I wouldn't have expected Howard Niseman to  be the one. 
He is a blowhard, a braggart. A bigot and a racist, but at times he  does show that he  can be  half decent human being.
Just don't expect it too often. He is prejudiced against the freaks and isn't especially fond of  other minorities groups either. 
William Johnson, I don't have much to  say about him at this point to be honest. Right now he doesn't have much of a personality, other then laid back go getter.  He will develop more of a personality later on, but right now like Rita and Phil he is just background.
Speaking of Rita. 
Rita Metermaide that is, ..yes seriously.Other then her name  and cleavage to make your back ache, Rita is again not much of a character. Other then supportive of Dragon. 
Later issues will reveal that she is  deeply insecure about her self  and her capability to hold a relation. 
And finally Phil Dirt, there is a pun in there that I am sure eludes me. 
Phil is gay and Larsen wisely chooses not to  make an issue about this or make Phil, other then his  possible punny name, overly flamboyant or turn him in to a gay stereotype. 
He has a crush on Dragon and other then Niseman's typical reaction you could expect  from a character like him, nothing more is made of that.
And that great as far as I am concerned. Phil is gay and he is not defined by him being gay.
It doesn't define his personality  he is a police officer that happens to be gay and the comic doesn't dwell on it or beat you over the head with it.  


Back to Dragon himself. 
Cutthroat and Hellrazor,  no coincidence I am sure, that they find him considering Cutthroat is the first superfreak Dragon took out. And Hellrazor  nearly killed him  at the end of issue 2 of the original mini,  continue to rough Dragon up until he decides to fight back. 
And how easily he deals with the pair of them, -shattering Cutthroat's blade and breaking his leg and wrapping Hellrazor in the tatters of his  coat before punching his lights out-  makes  you wonder why he even ran in  the first place. 

But we go back to the two week time frame and  then things start to unravel.  
Dragon fights pretty good  for a half dead, starving, possibly dehydrated man. 
He is even able to take multiple slashes from Hellrazor to the face and chest, before he  collapses again. 
His hand is mangled, his wrist still a bloody stump and the hole in his chest is stil there.
And if Dragon is able to take on two superfreaks,  (  adrenaline rush off course not withstanding)  why was he content to lie in the snow and not seek help on his own or at least get out of that alleyway, and stagger to a police station or  ER ?  



After Dragon collapses again,  it's Rapture that finds him,  being sensible enough to at least wear a coat  and some pants in this weather. 
How the hell did she find him ? We didn't even see her or Freak Force starting a search. 
Eh comics I suppose ? 

Issue 8  is a decent read and it awnsers the question about Dragon's survival.  ( Off course he is still alive. It's his name on the book. )  But the narrative starts to strain  under the two week time frame and  it all comes apart when you think about it too much.
 
Two weeks is too damn long, especially when you consider the ease with which Hellrazor Cutthroat and eventually Rapture find him. 
Should have been 5 days at best.  
The issue it self is perfectly fine, it's just the two weeks time frame that makes the story problematic.
But they can't all be winners. 
On to issue 9.