I Hate Fairyland 2
Credits
Writer\artist
Skottie Young
Colors :
Jean Francois Beaulieu
Letterer
: Nate Piekos
Summary :
Gertrude has gotten away from the
huntsman at the end of issue 1, ( I'm
sure nobody is surprised there ) while trying to drown her sorrows and pickup frog princes and toting around a
decapitated head.
Frog
princes are apparently put off by
decapitated heads.
Gertrude
wishes she could be normal for one day
and her wish is granted by wishing ale.
It's not
what Gertrude had hoped for.
Cloudia
takes the news that Gertrude has gotten
away without a scratch and absconded with the huntman's head, as
well as can be expected and decides to
raise the stakes.
By
employing her horrible sister, the horrible witch Horribella to kill Gertrude.
Horribella surmises that Gertrude's path, which takes
her through the giggle giants and she
will end up in faun valley.
Things as
usual go downhill from there, as Gertrude and Larry are accosted by a horde of
faun of the dead.
Notes :
It's
still Alice In Wonderland on acid.
Food
in Fairyland is apparently sugar with
sugar, and more sugar.
Diabetic
tumors may occur
Decapitated
huntsmen heads, can not be used to pick up frog princes.
Horribella
is a witches witch, a proper mein eyes
the goggles do nothing !!, witch.
Review
And we continue to follow Gertrude and Larry on
their merry maiming way.
Sadly we
don't get to see how Gertrude deals with
the huntsman, but it wasn't much of a cliffhanger to begin with, since it was the
first fluffing issue and Gertrude is so far indestructible.
Now if
this is because she is indestructible, because
of plot contrivance, ( IE the protagonist always wins. ) If its a plot point or she is actually indestructible in Fairyland. I have no idea, but on the whole
Gertrude seems to be able to take
down impressive opponents with impunity.
Which
the hilariously wrong spread in this issue shows including a clearly shell shocked rising sun, who has lost it's
sunny disposition. ...wait.
Unfortunally
so far we don't really get to see Gertrude taking these impossible antagonists, down unless chomping on shrooms
counts.
While an
indestructible protagonist can be boring,
half
if not most of the fun is seeing a foul mouthed angry,
Alice Liddel analogue tear a bloody swath through a saccharine
fairytale world.
We all
get fed up with the over the top syrupy saccharine overtones of certain stories, at
times.
I mean
I'm not the only one that gets fed up with Disney or Nintendo antics, right ?
Right ?
..Fluff
my life.
By the
way remember what I said that
Fairyland induces diabetes ? Apparently Young
was thinking along the same lines, because Gertrude briefly turns in to
a gob dinged diabetes
tumor monster that doesn't look like Tetsuo from Akira at all !!! *
After drinking special wish beer,
served by a polka dotted care bear of
all things.
(*lie)
But she
gets better.
Speaking
of Carebears, Cloudia the
disgruntled ruler of Fairyland per her name lives in something that looks like it belongs in the
Carebears, but then again so does she.
Via her
we are introduced to the evil with Horribella, who does look horrible
and ticks all the prerequisites
of evil witches.
And in
true Wizard of Oz style, she is green.
And
probably Cloudia's sister, because these
kind of characters always are.
I have
no idea what Horribella was about to
drop in her cauldron, just as Cloudia
called her.
But I
want to see it get dropped in there.
Horribella
sets in motion the faun of the dead part of the comic.
And another
cliffhanger and this time, Gertrude might actually be in danger !
Might
being keyword.
As she
and Larry are about to be overrun by a veritable horde of faun of the dead.
It also
shows just how damaged Gertrude is after 27
years of questing for her key. Because she appears to give no
fluffing fluff about a brain lying
in the road with a bite out of it. ( Don't worry in context of the comic it all
makes sense. )
Issue 2
is still as deliriously funny as issue 1,
especially because Gertrude is still
as hostile violent and unlikable as
before.
However
there is a little niggle I am wondering about, especially when she goes on about what's so
great about her world. IE the real world,
in her
quest for the key ! Yes, that key.
What
exactly does she plan to do when she gets
back home ?
She
has aged
27 years, so it's reasonable to
assume that 27 years have passed in the
real world too, ..well as reasonable as anything in this comic.
And if
so what exactly does she expect to do then
?
And if
it hasn't, Gertrude has changed, she
has mentally aged for 27
years.
This is
off course assuming Gertrude ever gets back, which I don't expect her too.
And probably
thinking a bit too deep about this comic, which really doesn't
invite such ruminations.
Issue 2
also feels much like an issue of two halves and it seems
to go by much faster, as it shifts gears
several times.
It's a ridiculously
funny gory destructive romp through fairytales, just as the previous issue.
And like the previous issue
highly recommended.
In other
words, read the fluffing thing.
Oh and
hey, the narrator moon is back too but, he
is only half the moon he used to be.
Heh heh... "Faun of the dead." Nice.
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